Solution to ASAP’s Wardrobe Malfunction

Introducing a revolutionary product that prevents every wardrobe malfunction imaginable, the Burqini! That’s right folks! Say goodbye to press conferences and media interviews. No need to explain that the whole thing was an accident. Zero hassles in going after the unfortunate blogs for posting picture of a single piece of areole. No matter how many times you clean up the net it will continue to proliferate like mushrooms.
The burqini gives absolute confidence in doing acrobatic dance numbers and daring stunts. Try it now!
Tags: nipple slip, wardrobe malfunction
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